Q: Why does Cabela’s sell firearms to 18 year olds?
A: Because they’re not Dick’s.
On another note, there are reports of UFO’s dropping ‘glowing orbs’ over L.A., and folks on the interwebs discussing what they could be.
Brings to mind Cousin Eddie standing by the storm drain holding the drain hose, yelling up to Clark Griswold, “Sh*tters full!”
OK, back to the first thought. I was in town today, needing to pick up bags of ‘pre-poop’ for the household critters. (Hold that thought, I’ll explain later ).
As I was saying, I was at the huge “home-farm-fleet-bonanza-superstore” cruising through the sportsman area. I stopped short, and was amazed-all the firearms in the display cases had the normal markdowns and sale tags-except the ‘evil black rifles’. A week ago I could have bought a low end bad boy AR/AK type for 6 Franklin’s – today I would have to spend close to $1000 (or much more) to buy one.
I guess that must be the law of unintended consequences-the harder the gun haters try to get rid of guns, the more guns will sell.
Oh, yeah. ‘Pre-poop’? That’s what you buy the critters so they can turn it into ‘Post-poop’.
Walking the dog for the Good and True,
Billy Acre
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